I was late for half an hour because my boss couldn't find me in Tanjong Pagar.
Essentially we were both late for half an hour so the total time spent in the seminar was about half an hour.
I think the below pictures show how well the seminar was presented in those 30 minutes.
Skull and dragon drawn by my boss.
Zhu Ba Jie drawn by my boss, comparison to speaker made by me.
Written MSN conversation between me and boss
In case the pictures are not clear enough, here is the conversation:
J (Me): UsedED items =) [The speaker actually said this]
M (Boss): BORING! :(
J: that's why I said need pen & paper. To chat!
M: O *draws eye* C
J: His English is killing me. Even the slides have errors.
M: THIS IS PURE TORTURE! GIVE ME A BOTTLE OF CYANIDE :(
J: COMFORTO! [The speaker pronounced comfortable as this] ITALIANO! Style sia he.
M: HE LOOKS VERY NERDY. *draws a damn fugly nerdy face*
J: Gonna play game. =).
*takes out phone to play Bejewelled*
M: *flips tissue over and draws skull*
J: *still playing*
M: *draws dragon*
J: *still playing*
M: *draws Zhu Ba Jie*
J: looks better than he (speaker) does.
*hears speaker say something about being an amateur after over 10 years in the business*
Dumbass.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Updates for APRIL! - Last day of internship!
24 April
OMG. I am so hating this day...
I don't wanna go back to schooooooooooooooool!
*sobs*
Anyway, I did my thank-you cards the night before which resulted in a very groggy me the next day due to me staying up till 2AM.
Photos photos photos!
ME ME ME ME!!!
Testing Joey's friend's camera, lah...
Me and Joey~
He's the designer/photographer/photoshopper, etc etc etc.
Damn talented and nice guy!
Joey and me~
Mark (the director... also my boss~ OOOOO.)
I manifested my shaky-hand syndrome here so...
Mark took over the camera. =)
Jason (also a director and my boss!)
He insists that he doesn't take pictures...
But I don't care!
He agreed to be my god-brother what. =P
The flash got him here.
His eyes are actually THIS BIG. O_O
Marshall (A.K.A Captain Caveman!)
He's the freaky genius developer. OOOOOO.
He's trying to show that big nostrils are cool and attempting to enlarge mine so I look cool too.
He said: "This is how you Singaporeans take pictures, right?"
That's Jeremy, director and bao ga liao.
He lovesssssss his black dick bottle opener. =)
******
Yup, these are the fantastic dudes I have been working with for the past two months and OMG I AM STARTING TO MISS THEM ALREADY. We've been like family and it sucksssssss going back to school! =(
OMG. I am so hating this day...
I don't wanna go back to schooooooooooooooool!
*sobs*
Anyway, I did my thank-you cards the night before which resulted in a very groggy me the next day due to me staying up till 2AM.
Photos photos photos!
ME ME ME ME!!!
Testing Joey's friend's camera, lah...
Me and Joey~
He's the designer/photographer/photoshopper, etc etc etc.
Damn talented and nice guy!
Joey and me~
Mark (the director... also my boss~ OOOOO.)
I manifested my shaky-hand syndrome here so...
Mark took over the camera. =)
Jason (also a director and my boss!)
He insists that he doesn't take pictures...
But I don't care!
He agreed to be my god-brother what. =P
The flash got him here.
His eyes are actually THIS BIG. O_O
Marshall (A.K.A Captain Caveman!)
He's the freaky genius developer. OOOOOO.
He's trying to show that big nostrils are cool and attempting to enlarge mine so I look cool too.
He said: "This is how you Singaporeans take pictures, right?"
That's Jeremy, director and bao ga liao.
He lovesssssss his black dick bottle opener. =)
******
Yup, these are the fantastic dudes I have been working with for the past two months and OMG I AM STARTING TO MISS THEM ALREADY. We've been like family and it sucksssssss going back to school! =(
Updates for APRIL! - The Crown Prince's Wedding
19 April
I'm going to do this as a time-line entry.
1AM: Sleeping time.
5AM: Wake up, wash up, dress up, make up.
6AM: Breakfast.
SuperCherry and Crown Prince.
Crown Prince acting retarded while eating char siew bao.
Empress acting cute.
Cannot post Emperor's picture because he's topless.
OOOOO.
How come I have a bouquet? =)
The Prince is ready for breakfast!
The Prince acting cute while my shaky hand crops off half his face.
6.40AM: Time to leave!
Crown Prince bringing the bride's bouquet.
The sun hasn't even risen yet!
That's the Emperor's car by the way.
Introduction to the cast of the day:
The Prince = Driver
SuperCherry = Bestman & Videographer
Crown Prince = Groom
WonderPrawn = Bridesmaid
But people kept thinking I'm the bride and smiled at me constantly while driving past!
Grr.
Everytime the Crown Prince gets married people think I'm the bride.
-_-
Nice photo of the bride's bouquet because I'm bored in the car.
Camwhoring because I'm bored.
I am SO not photogenic. =(
7AM: Arrival at the bride's house. I go up first because I have to barricade the door against my very own brother!
7.20AM: Due to some unexpected delays, the bride is still not ready... The guys downstairs are getting impatient...
7.30AM: The veil is on at LAST. Phone call to the guys to come up while attempting to answer questions from the bride's relatives.
7.40AM: Realised that the bride didn't prepare any sabotage for the Crown Prince. KNS. Now I'm going to look like a hard-to-satisfy gold-digger. -_-
7.45AM: The Crown Prince manages to bribe me into opening the gate with 3 red packets. (Kiam siap leh, only $10 each! Where's my $999?!?!)
7.50AM: Lots of photos taken during the un-veiling of the bride, with special shots by the photographer (who is the bride's cousin).
7.55AM: Time to go home!
8.20AM: Arrival at my house.
Groom and bride preparing for tea ceremony.
The Prince and the Emperor just chilling, waiting for the ceremony to start.
Handsome SuperCherry!
Empress acting cute. -_-
Cousins Kar Leng and Kar Hong.
Kar Leng and Jerina
Kar Hong and Jerina
8.30AM: Tea ceremony started with me being the part-time waitress. (Oh yes I got paid for washing tea cups and serving tea, oh yeah.)
9.30AM: Tea ceremony (I keep spelling it as cereMONEY, lol) completed. Time to dig into our Old Chang Kee buffet for 25 pax! YUM. I had sotong balls NON STOP while SuperCherry got really sick of his favourite sardine curry puffs.
10AM: Getting really sleepy now...
10.10AM: *hides inside room to count takings for the day*
10.20AM: *leaves room with smug money face*
10.30AM: *crawls into room to crash while guests simply refuse to leave...
10.45AM: *gets dragged out of room for ANOTHER phototaking session* Guess I looked real sleepy in that photo. -_-
11AM: Offical KO time. I won't put up the sneak shots of the KO'ed SuperCherry because it's just too cute! =D
2PM: Wake up for more sotong balls (me) and sardine puffs (SuperCherry), and a shower.
3PM: *groggily plays computer games with SuperCherry*
4PM: Arrival of hairdresser for Empress and me! I leave her to take care of the Empress' hair while I change...
4.30PM: My turn to do the hair!
5PM: Done! Hairdresser leaves for her dance class while I do the make-up for Empress.
5.30PM: Doing up my own make up in a rush~!
6PM: Time to go! GOGOGO!
7PM: Arrival at Teo Chew Restaurant! I take my place as receptionist while SuperCherry handles the video camera yet again (he did it in the morning as well).
The Prince and SuperCherry became good buddies already!
The Emperor and me!
Leave me alone I know I look like shit here...
J3, J1, J2!
J1, J2, J2.1!
SuperCherry joined in to poke Jeanelle's face!
That's the Chinese Imperial Family:
Me, Empress, Emperor, Prince and Crown Prince.
With the latest third-generation addition: Jeanelle the little Princess!
And just because it's my camera:
Me! Bleah.
Don't care if you don't wanna see me! =P
8PM: The ceremony starts! For some reason, the photographer says the bestman and bridesmaid are supposed to lead the way... So everyone thought we were the couple and chucked tons of confetti onto my head. ARGH!
8.30PM: MAKAN MAKAN MAKAN MAKAN.
Deng. Nice picture of the VIP table because I was bored waiting for food.
10PM: End of dinner!
The Prince and SuperCherry are so close that they decided to get married! *sobs*
Everyone insisted that SuperCherry and I have the bridal bouquet because they're all convinced we'll be the next ones.
(And there's my Prada bag strap. The bag is hiding behind my ass because it's camera shy.)
11AM: Home! ***MUSHY ALERT***
Lovey
Dovey
Sweaty.
We had to help carry stuff back to my house ma! What you thinking! =D
I shall spare you the rest of my camwhoring. Hope you enjoyed the photolog of my brother's wedding! Will update again once I get the offical pictures.
I'm going to do this as a time-line entry.
1AM: Sleeping time.
5AM: Wake up, wash up, dress up, make up.
6AM: Breakfast.
SuperCherry and Crown Prince.
Crown Prince acting retarded while eating char siew bao.
Empress acting cute.
Cannot post Emperor's picture because he's topless.
OOOOO.
How come I have a bouquet? =)
The Prince is ready for breakfast!
The Prince acting cute while my shaky hand crops off half his face.
6.40AM: Time to leave!
Crown Prince bringing the bride's bouquet.
The sun hasn't even risen yet!
That's the Emperor's car by the way.
Introduction to the cast of the day:
The Prince = Driver
SuperCherry = Bestman & Videographer
Crown Prince = Groom
WonderPrawn = Bridesmaid
But people kept thinking I'm the bride and smiled at me constantly while driving past!
Grr.
Everytime the Crown Prince gets married people think I'm the bride.
-_-
Nice photo of the bride's bouquet because I'm bored in the car.
Camwhoring because I'm bored.
I am SO not photogenic. =(
7AM: Arrival at the bride's house. I go up first because I have to barricade the door against my very own brother!
7.20AM: Due to some unexpected delays, the bride is still not ready... The guys downstairs are getting impatient...
7.30AM: The veil is on at LAST. Phone call to the guys to come up while attempting to answer questions from the bride's relatives.
7.40AM: Realised that the bride didn't prepare any sabotage for the Crown Prince. KNS. Now I'm going to look like a hard-to-satisfy gold-digger. -_-
7.45AM: The Crown Prince manages to bribe me into opening the gate with 3 red packets. (Kiam siap leh, only $10 each! Where's my $999?!?!)
7.50AM: Lots of photos taken during the un-veiling of the bride, with special shots by the photographer (who is the bride's cousin).
7.55AM: Time to go home!
8.20AM: Arrival at my house.
Groom and bride preparing for tea ceremony.
The Prince and the Emperor just chilling, waiting for the ceremony to start.
Handsome SuperCherry!
Empress acting cute. -_-
Cousins Kar Leng and Kar Hong.
Kar Leng and Jerina
Kar Hong and Jerina
8.30AM: Tea ceremony started with me being the part-time waitress. (Oh yes I got paid for washing tea cups and serving tea, oh yeah.)
9.30AM: Tea ceremony (I keep spelling it as cereMONEY, lol) completed. Time to dig into our Old Chang Kee buffet for 25 pax! YUM. I had sotong balls NON STOP while SuperCherry got really sick of his favourite sardine curry puffs.
10AM: Getting really sleepy now...
10.10AM: *hides inside room to count takings for the day*
10.20AM: *leaves room with smug money face*
10.30AM: *crawls into room to crash while guests simply refuse to leave...
10.45AM: *gets dragged out of room for ANOTHER phototaking session* Guess I looked real sleepy in that photo. -_-
11AM: Offical KO time. I won't put up the sneak shots of the KO'ed SuperCherry because it's just too cute! =D
2PM: Wake up for more sotong balls (me) and sardine puffs (SuperCherry), and a shower.
3PM: *groggily plays computer games with SuperCherry*
4PM: Arrival of hairdresser for Empress and me! I leave her to take care of the Empress' hair while I change...
4.30PM: My turn to do the hair!
5PM: Done! Hairdresser leaves for her dance class while I do the make-up for Empress.
5.30PM: Doing up my own make up in a rush~!
6PM: Time to go! GOGOGO!
7PM: Arrival at Teo Chew Restaurant! I take my place as receptionist while SuperCherry handles the video camera yet again (he did it in the morning as well).
The Prince and SuperCherry became good buddies already!
The Emperor and me!
Leave me alone I know I look like shit here...
J3, J1, J2!
J1, J2, J2.1!
SuperCherry joined in to poke Jeanelle's face!
That's the Chinese Imperial Family:
Me, Empress, Emperor, Prince and Crown Prince.
With the latest third-generation addition: Jeanelle the little Princess!
And just because it's my camera:
Me! Bleah.
Don't care if you don't wanna see me! =P
8PM: The ceremony starts! For some reason, the photographer says the bestman and bridesmaid are supposed to lead the way... So everyone thought we were the couple and chucked tons of confetti onto my head. ARGH!
8.30PM: MAKAN MAKAN MAKAN MAKAN.
Deng. Nice picture of the VIP table because I was bored waiting for food.
10PM: End of dinner!
The Prince and SuperCherry are so close that they decided to get married! *sobs*
Everyone insisted that SuperCherry and I have the bridal bouquet because they're all convinced we'll be the next ones.
(And there's my Prada bag strap. The bag is hiding behind my ass because it's camera shy.)
11AM: Home! ***MUSHY ALERT***
Lovey
Dovey
Sweaty.
We had to help carry stuff back to my house ma! What you thinking! =D
I shall spare you the rest of my camwhoring. Hope you enjoyed the photolog of my brother's wedding! Will update again once I get the offical pictures.
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