Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Back to the grind -UPDATED with photos-

Monday

I couldn't be arsed to go to school because it was raining. I spent the day "packing" my room (which didn't help much with the mess I seem to make without effort everyday), shopping around Lot One and reading a new book. As well as attempting to study and do projects. At least I made *some* progress, I guess.

Tuesday

HOLY SHIT I didn't screw up my FF as expected. I think I wasn't paying attention to the lesson as usual... The girls were talking about disgusting things like eating bugs for a billion/million/thousand dollars in various scenarios and 2 girls 1 cup, Jackass, Fear Factor and other disgusting shows/things. I totally lost my appetite for lunch, plus the usual dazing through lectures.

Wednesday

HOLY SHIT x2 I didn't screw up my FMKT EITHER. I guess luck is really with me this MST cuz I really had no idea what the hell was going on during the test.

And my classmates are freakingly amazingly pro. All close to full marks! WTH. I can see my COM going *POOF* just like that.

Sometimes I wish I'm in the previous year still, where we have sick freaks like them, but MINIMALLY. Practically my entire class except the slackers are sibei zai. I'm somewhere in-between, the missing link between slackers and studyers. Or more like a slacker attempting to study, you know? -_-

Oh, I was late for FMKT and didn't bother to do the tutorial cuz I felt sleepy so I spent the time reading newspapers with SH and bugging YS as usual. =X

Plus I fell asleep in both the lectures, because Business Law no longer requires us to copy down anything and FF is just the best lullaby on earth. I should record it so that it can be put to good use when I can't sleep at night, eh?

Anyway, New Year's eve is a HALF DAY for SuperCherry so I happily went to meet him downstairs of his office...... Or it would have been so if the FMKT tutor didn't return our report and kill me with its weight. I swear my arm was turning black and going to drop off by the time SuperCherry relieved me of its weight.

We had lunch at some Japanese place in the food ring near the Suntec fountain thing. We shared a humongous set which included sake sashimi, sake teriyaki, mixed tempura, chawanmushi, unagi, miso soup and rice as well as an extra order of sake sashimi. I might have missed something out, I'm not sure because I was feeling a little unwell and was struggling with the food.

*will add photos once I'm not so lazy to go get my phone*

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If you're observant enough you'll notice that the food is disappearing in each photo... Because the hungry SuperCherry always starts eating before I remember to get my camera out!

We hit Orchard and attempted to watch a movie there in vain before deciding to go back to CCK cuz of the crowd and my killer bag. SuperCherry, even though NS-trained, was actually complaining about the weight of my bag as well. See?! I'm not that terrible okay, it really is HEAVY. Plus the strap of my bag is painful when the weight goes up that much.

Watched Bedtime Stories @ Lot one! It's a cute story, but I saw lots more movie trailers that look really interesting as well! =D

We got tired because of my stupid bag so we crashed at SuperCherry's house for a TV dinner.

THEN we played TD (what was that about quitting DotA? BAH, it's New Year, who cares lol) until I really got KO'ed from waking up too early. I fell asleep to the sounds of SuperCherry's Slarder pwning AI. @_@

Weekend after Christmas

(As opposed to Nightmare before Christmas, which I happen to like by the way =P)

Saturday

Cherry Prince and I cooked curry chicken! We had a cook-off with his mum in which we lost spectacularly to her yummy chicken curry with lady's fingers.

I wanna bow to her because of her amazing accuracy in chopping chicken. Without holding it she can hit the same spot three times with her chopper! OMG.
(While yours truly had trouble cutting up POTATOES. -_- Sia suay.)

Plus the look on her face when I told her I don't know how to peel potatoes. CLASSIC man. It totally cracked me up on the spot.

So here's the proof again! =P

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Okay I know you can't really see the chicken because we were pigs and ate most of it up while cooking.

Ooh, Wei Rong also came over to SuperCherry's house to try out the curry! (Actually it's just because he wants to see SuperCherry and he happened to be hungry... =X)

From this point on until Sunday:

DotA my brains out, just in case I feel like DotA-ing when school starts. I seriously DotA-ed away the two days and I'm really anti-DotA right now, lol.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Christmas Day

SuperCherry went with my family to my grand-aunt's house!

It's a yearly thing and every year is the same.
Here's a step-by-step breakdown:

1. Greet all the people there even if you don't recognise them. Just pretend, la.
2. Endure teasing, from people you don't know, about your partner.
3. Endure questions, from people you know, about when you're going to get married.
4. Get rewarded for enduring, with FOOD!
5. Go into the kitchen and gobble up whatever you can from the spread there.
6. Burp loudly when everyone is talking because nobody can hear you.
7. Go wash hands even though they're not dirty so that you can spend more time in the kitchen.
8. Waste more time preening in front of the mirror.
9. AHA. Unknown people are gone! Go into the living room and pretend to be interested in babies/children.
10. Endure the rest of the time there with handphone games.
11. Remember to get your Christmas present before leaving!

Seriously, the food is the same every year too. But it's good!

There's fishballs, fried chicken, beehoon, rice, CURRY (!!!!!!!!), salted veg duck soup (!!!), and some nut thingy in sauce that all the older generation seems to like.

We went back home with my second brother's family.

Urgh. I didn't like my niece's random screaming nor am I very amused by her antics. I also got sick of watching the same baby AND all the adults acting like crazy fools for the baby for a few hours.

I went to DotA with SuperCherry and Pig Pig. -_-

Headed to SuperCherry's house after that to watch Bio-Zombie while binging on KFC. It's a lame movie and we switched to the telly halfway.

And it was back home for a crazy DotA spree at night until past midnight. X_X
My eyes are going to bleed if I DotA any more, lol.

Merry Christmas to everyone!

Weeeee. I love this week even though I can't remember what I did on Monday. Lol.

I think my Monday was spent as usual- slacking until SuperCherry knocked off work and then dinner and DotA.

Tuesday

I had to wake up early to go to the library at Esplanade to do a project with my UCCD group. ARGH. I was late (as usual, it was at 11AM OKAY) and I think we all didn't manage to do much work cuz Jasmine had to work at 3PM at Vivo.

Most of the girls left early at about 2PM, leaving Alita and I to wait for our own respective friends together.

I was supposed to meet Jesxeca at 3 or 4PM but I reached Orchard damn freaking early, like 2.45PM...... So I went to get my own stuff while waiting for her. I think I know Orchard better than my own estate, seriously. I've got my location idiot problem but I can figure out instinctively where everything is- from clothes to make up to food. DUH?! I guess Orchard is the only place where my malfunctioning in-built GPS works. (BTW I haven't been there for months. -_-)

The girl finally arrived at about 3.45PM and decided to... Check out lingerie. Uhhh. Okays. I wasn't buying anything cuz I was already quite broke at the time but I did have a look around... And why is my taste so freaking expensive?! Everything I touched was from a minimum of $105 to a whopping $400. And that's for lingerie alone.

Afterward when we shopped for clothes and bags it got worse. Everything I liked cost anything from $500 to $2,500 or some shit like that. WHADDAHELL EH?

Jesxeca needed to rush off for dinner with a friend at 6PM so I headed back to City Hall (yeah, I know) to meet SuperCherry.

We bumped into his supervisor (Paul, whom I got pissed off with the other time but he has since made up for it with two boxes of chocolate) so I thanked him for the chocolate.

And he responded with this:

"No problem! WAAA, finally can see your face. So sweet so pretty so bright!"

Or something along that line (I might have messed up the order of the words in between the 'so's.)

.... I feel more like I got knifed in the back by a ninja than complimented, somehow.

Anyway, prior to this I had been dashing like a crazy woman because I was slightly late to meet SuperCherry... So here are my slightly VERY sweaty photos:

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The sun is damn bright la!
I took both my TPs with this expression by the way, lol.

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Not so bright!

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Tiny ugly me~
Severely bad hair thingy due to my sweatiness. EEW.

Wednesday
I slept in on Wednesday (Christmas Eve) because I was supposed to meet SuperCherry for dinner but got awakened by a phone call from him telling me he got a half day off.

But because I was all concussed from sleeping late the previous night I took damn long to get prepared and only managed to meet him after 3PM.

We were starving because neither of us had food for the day yet. And all the restaurants are closed! We went back to the backup plan Wei Leen and I used previously: Fine Cuts @ the Central.

They happened to have Christmas dinner sets so we ordered one to stall our hunger. Unfortunately we had to wait for them to cook the meat for us so we were hungry and fidgety people.

Check out the hungry monsters:

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"I'm waiting!"

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"Cannot take it liao la..." *passes out*

*revives to take over the camera*

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*waiting 'patiently'*

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*impatient to cut up some meat*

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*dejected that the meal STILL hasn't arrived*

*gets restless and snatches camera*

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*decides that my arm is too short for this pose and passes camera to SuperCherry*

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*realises that I'm ugly when hungry (what a great excuse for being ugly right) and takes over camera again*

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They gave us a nice candle and turned out the lights to make it all romantic!

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I don't know why I took SuperCherry with the candle... Maybe I just wanted to eat him up because I'm so hungry, lol.

The food arrives!

From here on is a BINGING CHRISTMAS EVE! Here's the proof:

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SuperCherry is hungry enough to slurp up more than half the celery (eew) and mushroom soup before I remembered to whip out my camera again.

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That's right after I finished taking the previous photo. Yucky soup finished!
(SuperCherry finds it alright, I just hate celery okay.)

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Medium-rare Black Angus chuck eye with some salady thingy I'm not interested in.
Yummy but still, rib-eye is the best!

We finished up real quick and went to pay, but we also got to have a lucky dip!

*pokes SuperCherry to pick it because I think I'm very unlucky*
*SuperCherry fishes out a complimentary meal!* =D

A stopover for a snack:

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Mini-donuts that we can stuff whole into our mouths!
We got banana-chocolate, chocolate and honeydew.
All were good!

Another stopover:

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Laksa + $1 of cockles + lemon tea.
I think we were eating more cockles than anything else in the laksa.

SuperCherry had a little too much food so we went for some shopping!
I got my diamond ring- in rose gold with a rose design. Yippee!

They had a Christmas redemption thingy so we went for it and got a niceeee EZ-link card.

I initially wanted to go to the Steakhouse or La Fondue for dinner but it was RAINING so we decided to head to Sun with Moon... But due to a miscommunication we ended up not having dinner there.

Instead we went to some shitty Japanese teppanyaki place at the top floor of the Central to have...

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Sashimi.

I would have ordered more but the tuna was killing both of us and I just didn't want to pay so much for crappy food. I swear the prices aren't worth it and SUN WITH MOON IS SO MUCH BETTER DAMNIT.

I got a bit moody because I couldn't have the Japanese food I wanted so we went to TCC for dessert instead.

I swore I wouldn't go to TCC again after the crap shit I had at Centrepoint but I stupidly decided to give it another chance, this time at the Central. I figured dessert couldn't hurt. Right? WRONG.

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I don't know what the fuck this dessert is called and neither do I care. It could be the Orange Flamingo or the Orange Take-All-The-Leftovers-In-The-Kitchen-And-Mix-It-All-Up for all I care.

Get it the fuck away from me I swear. This fucked up concoction of sour orange with sweet vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce on top might look nice at first but after the first layer it's all shit inside. There's some tasteless shit with sour mango buried inside that makes the sour orange taste like ice cream. There's also breadcrumbs/blended biscuit in the bottom and this makes up 70% of the whole dessert. It's fucking dry and tastes like shit. I swear this fucked up dessert just fucked up my entire Christmas Eve.

I gave up on the food in the Central and because it was raining I couldn't get to Clark Quay. We took a taxi home.

Well, at least the Taxi Concierge had good service. -_-

Camwhoring in the cab:

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Don't ask me why I still look so happy after that dessert.
It's obvious- I have SuperCherry!

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Muah muah! =D

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I look like some slut that SuperCherry is cheating on somebody with here. -_-

This entry is getting way too long so I'll continue next post! =D

Monday, December 22, 2008

Day 2 @ MayBank JP

WOOT. The asshat MC got replaced with a really cooooooooool dude called Shake. That guy is really professional and AI ZAI. Hahaha I don't know how to describe it he's just damn funkeh. =)

Today was a bit different because there wasn't some fugly annoying guy standing next to me so time passed really really fast.

Also, the candycanes ran out really really fast as well so I switched to giving out balloons instead. I think I spent more time stuffing sticks into the balloon tie thing than giving them out because flocks of kids will just come and rob me blind of everything. (I think I really love kids today cuz they saved me from looking silly holding a bunch of balloons. Mannnnn. Muacks Muacks to all kids, Santarina loves ya'll! =D)

I didn't have time to take pics of the stuff I was giving out cuz I was busy slacking my ass off during my breaktimes... So here's something else!

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Yup that's fugly me in the fugly oversized costume. Yippee. -_-

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Mavis the DJ pumping balloons cuz I hate that air pump thingy sound.

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Eh, I distracted her by taking this photo and the balloon burst.
Whoopsie. Sorry Mavis! =X

BTW BTW- I overheard the bank staff gossiping about the previous MC. Obviously everyone was glad he's gone too! BWAHAHA I'm so evil I think I should have worn a black costume instead. X_X

P.S. There was this very very VERY rude client-to-be inside the outlet. His children wanted candycanes but didn't dare to get them from me so he brought his girl over... And VERY VERY ZHI DONG AND BUAY PAISEH-LY just reached into my basket, FLIPPED the brochures covering the candycanes over roughly and grabbed one for her.

... And he repeated the same thing AGAIN after that for his second girl while scolding her "very mafan".

I think that should have been a classic Polaroid moment- Santarina glaring at that nasty moron very fiercely with a bunch of candycanes in her basket. -_-

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Weekend at MayBank

I got an event job at the Jurong Point MayBank branch to give out brochures and candycanes for the weekend.

We had a DJ, MC and a Santarina there for the event.

And I want to complain about the MC! He totally pissed everyone off today.
Let's take a look at the things he did:

1) Flirt outrageously with the girls (and very unskillfully I might add). We were all rolling our eyes and telling him to stop bullshitting.

2) Take very very long breaks that he was not entitled to, like a fifteen minute smoke break every half an hour, a ten minute toilet break in between the smoke breaks- you get the idea.

3) Accusing us of not treating him as a colleague because we didn't buy food for him - EXCUSE ME, you weren't around when we went to buy food, MORON.

4) Refer to point 3. Prior to us going to buy food, he went to buy drinks without asking us EVEN WHEN WE WERE AROUND.

5) Talking complete rubbish into his microphone which the entire lobby is able to hear. For example: "Walao, this lobby so few people. Within 3 months this branch confirm dao bi one la." <- dao bi means collapse.

6) Commenting that Santarina is wearing a super big costume, "like sleeping costume", according to him, and saying get sweets from the "ugly" Santarina, ALL INTO THE MIKE.

7) Sexually harrasing the DJ with the innuendo: "Are you coming? (cumming)"
To which I shot back: "Obviously not, you're too short."

8) ORDERING us to buy drinks for him. We went off with the money and then came back and returned it to him telling him we couldn't find the place when actually we just couldn't be bothered.

9) His reaction to point 8: "Walao, we're not even colleagues or acquaintances ar? You can't even buy a drink for me when I'm working hard here?"

10) Refer to point 9- prior to this he just took a fifteen minute smoke break. BUY YOUR FUCKING DRINK YOURSELF, ASSHOLE!

11) When the bank staff told him to talk about relevant things using the mike, he got very DULAN and complained to us that he doesn't like people to tell him how to do his job.

12) Refer to point 11- prior to this, he just told all of us how to do our jobs. In addition to that he also snatched the things I was supposed to give out. WTF?!

There are more but I'm actually not interested in recalling his image any further unless it includes a bullet wound in his forehead.

Anyway, he got his come-uppance for all that shit he threw at us. Our organiser SMS-ed us to check on the event and I convinced the DJ (who is young and too nice to assholes like him, even though she was damn frustrated and wanted to quit because of him) to throw all that shit back at him.

We TOLD on the asshole to our boss! *gleeful*

So he got fired. We'll be having Shake as our MC tomorrow! Yippee! =D
But it's not only because of us. The ENTIRE bank staff was also very DULAN with him and the co-ordinator of the whole event didn't want him for tomorrow either. The client is always the most important right? =D

And another thing. If you always thought Santarina loves kids and is always smiling happily, think again.

Santarina at JP MayBank TODAY was only smiling sweetly because she was fantasizing about seizing the MC next to her and shoving her boots up his ass, among other things like taking the (friendly) CISCO guard's gun and shooting him (the MC) in the balls with it. Oh, to add to that she's mentally swearing at him every other minute, something along this line: Stop the crap you motherfucking FUCKER, and FUCK OFF DAMNIT! (She also doesn't really like kids, she was just pretending.)

Eh, how do I know?

...... Because I'm the Santarina la. Diu, sian tomorrow must wear that oversized outfit again.
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Updates!

Heh, been leaving off for quite a bit haven't I? Cuz I haven't been doing much in the weekdays actually.

From now on Cherry Prince will be known as SUPERCHERRY and Princess Prawn will be... WONDERPRAWN. OMG LOL. =D

Monday to Wednesday were passed by sleeping in late, rotting at home until SuperCherry arrives from work, having dinner together, rotting until it's time for my driving lessons and yeah, driving lessons.

Thursday was my second TP. I did my thing called FLUNK again. -_-
Haix, why all the sway things need to conspire to all gather and bomb me on my TP days de?!

I hate you, aunty crossing the road illegally near Teck Whye LRT station (or was it the one before it), because I was nice enough not to horn your ass off I got a shitty 8 points.
Plus a shitload of other things that I don't want to think about right now. BLAH.

Friday

I was supposed to go for an interview but I was feeling pretty unwell (had been feeling so the entire week) so I called it off... And spent the rest of the day as usual; rot-SuperCherry-DotA-sleep.

Next post is on how Santarina is not actually such a children-loving friendly lady after all...

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I am a voracious carnivore...

... and I'm dying from the lack of red meat. I need to tear some of that yummy stuff apart with my (made-to-chew-meat) teeth NOW!

T_T

Cherry Prince, when you see this please bring me to go eat okay? Your carnivorous prawn is dying! T_T

Monday, December 15, 2008

Okay, I haven't been updating

I'm just tireddd.

Updates!

I don't remember doing anything on Thursday. -_-

Friday

Cherry Prince has a half day off because it's our special day! =D

I went to meet him downstairs of his office and we had our usual Killiney's chicken curry! Weee.

We wanted to catch a movie so we went back to Suntec... But there weren't suitable timings or shows.

We wanted to go to Orchard for shopping... But we were really lethargic from eating too much so we ended up shopping around City Hall instead, before heading home.

The rest of the day was our usual slacky stuff - movies, eating, movies, eating, sleeping... You get the idea. =)

*squashes Cherry Prince in a bear hug*
(I typed death hug for a moment... =X)

Saturday

I was still in the slacky mood so we continued our movies/eating/sleeping thing until we decided to go get some food for dinner...

And suddenly, Gary called me.

"Oi, where are you now?"
"CCK, why leh?"
"What time you going to reach?"
"Reach what? OMG FLAMENESIS'S WEDDING IS TODAY RIGHT?!!!!! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!"

Can you imagine? I forgot all about a wedding dinner because I was TIRED. WTF?

I ended up not going because it was too damn late. It's at centrepoint and I was in CCK in the just-woke-up condition. BLAH.

So sorry Uncle Flame! I hope you had fun after your wedding! X_X

Sunday

I went for my driving lesson (revision AGAIN) but forgot that my PDL expired the day after my birthday! -_-

Obviously I got stuck in the circuit cuz the post office and TP office in BBDC are closed on a Sunday.

You know how most people in the circuit are having their first few lessons?

I almost died from boredom in the circuit. For once I was constantly checking the time, wishing the lesson would end quickly. I was trailing behind this auto car which went so slowly it was slower than people crossing the road. I stayed in first gear and braked a little to go slower and then let the car cruise at like 5km/h for about one round and nearly fell asleep. In fact I was daydreaming and looking at people parking their cars when the auto in front of me suddenly stopped and I jammed on the brakes. -_-

I also got lazy and drove with one hand because in the circuit you'll never need to go out of first gear. I was so lazy that I even took corners with just my retarded left hand. By right my instructor will usually tell me that it is a dangerous way to drive because blah blah blah, but I guess he was bored too and didn't bother.

After that extremely boring lesson, Cherry Prince surprised me in the lobby of BBDC and we headed to NTUC to get the food for later!

Fast forward to me standing in front of the kitchen sink, eye to eye with a dead chicken. I HAD to behead it! I took the knife with trembling hands, took a deep breath and... told Cherry Prince to behead it for me. I used to keep chickens as pets, I just couldn't bring myself to do it! I felt so much better when later on the chicken was in pieces of meat and I didn't see it as an animal any more. =(

I made lots of grossed-out noises when I cut open the chicken and cleared out the chicken stuff inside of the chicken.

Then I watched as Cherry Prince demonstrated how to be Pudge the Butcher (DotA) as he quickly chopped up the chicken into meaty bits. Weee. No more sadistic animal killing guilty feeling! =D

After we put the chicken to steam in the pot, we started work on the veg... And suddenly the realisation hit Cherry Prince: "Eh! We haven't cooked the rice!!!!"

Okay. The last time I cooked rice was when I was five years old or less. And Cherry Prince only knows how to use the rice cooker... So weI just threw some rice in the pot, washed it, dumped some water in and let it boil. It turned out fine okay! (Don't believe whatever Cherry Prince says! I was on the right track but he kept making me put less of this and that until THAT was the end result. THEN he claims that it's all my fault because I cooked it! HMPH!)

Cherry Prince settled the sauce for the veg while I battled with the veg itself. URGH, I hate veg. But it tasted pretty good actually, thanks to Cherry Prince! =)

Okay, now I bet you don't believe that Princess Prawn can cook. Here's the proof!

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Cherry Prince bullied me into cleaning out chicken gut. *sobs*



A very WTF + fugly video of me cleaning out chicken gut. -_-

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Satisfying dinner!

Urgh, you have no idea how horrible it is to pick chicken gut out with long nails.

Also, the verdict of the food from my family!

Emperor: Chicken is good! Veg is damn salty. (Hahaha Cherry Prince!) Why so little rice one? <- (Also Cherry Prince's fault hor =X)
Empress: Chicken very nice! Veg also nice! The rice very Q. I also cook one scoop but can become a lot leh, why yours like half the volume ar? <- (AHEM! And BTW, my mum ate more than she has in a long long LONG time in this dinner.)
Prince (the next day): WAH! You cooked ar! FIRST TIME MAN! (WHAT, I've been cooking, he's just not in Singapore hor!) This is double boiled soup? Not bad... But you need more herbs and more sauce... (Professional chef talking.. *hangs head*)

Cherry Prince and Prawn Princess: *gobble gobble*

After dinner we had the usual DotA with Pig Pig. WaPIANG. Why is it so tiring to DotA? -_-

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The day after...

Cherry Prince bought a cake for me but my parents went to a wedding dinner on my birthday and got back realllllly late so we forgot to cut it.

I look damn fugly so I'm not gonna post my photos. Just wake up ma!
So here's my cake.

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Blueberry cheese. YUMMMMMMY.

Hmm. Monday was a super nua day.
It was uneventful ....

But Tuesday onwards wass BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went for a job orientation which was supposed to last 1-2 hours but ended up stretching all the way till 6+PM.

Then went to meet Cherry Prince and have Killiney's curry chicken.
It's damn good la.

We also got a box of cherry liquor chocolates for my parents since they like it.
Lovess. =))

DotA-ed until I almost died (in reality not in game), then it was time to rest cuz I don't wanna screw up the shoot today.

Today

Woke up damn early to make up for the shoot then arrived at 10.45AM @ City Hall since Jerry likes to meet fifteen minutes beforehand.

He arrived after me and then got very frustrated cuz 3 of the girls were late. Like EXTREMELY late, past 11.30AM or something!

Oh, since I was the first there he also asked me to buy a can of Red Bull for him cuz he had to meet the other girls.

.... You know my location idiot problem? I got lost in Raffles City, walked one big round before managing to find the Market Place, then walked another big round inside before giving up and asking the staff where the drinks are, walked another round in the drinks area and asked another staff where Red Bull is, realised that it's too high for me to reach (even in my 5-inch heels), asked a random dude to get it down for me, realised I didn't know where the cashier was, and let the random dude direct me to it. I almost got lost on the way back to the MRT also. WTH!

Back to the story. I didn't screw up today except to run out of ideas. And one of the models, Chloe, who is fifteen and damn zai, said I'm CUTE. WTH, I am too old to be cute can? -_-

And I AM NOT AN AH LIAN DAMNIT!!!!!!!!! Why does everyone think I'm an ah lian at first? I got the ah lian pattern meh? I don't think so at all. Zzz. It's a damn big insult to me. Because I think ah lians are garish, have bad taste and attention seeking in a damn disgusting and unglamourous way.

4 signs of an ah lian:
1) THAT hairstyle (you know what I mean)
The straight rebonded hair with extreme layers on the top making it poofy.
And THAT fringe.

2) THAT kind of make up
Excessive and (to me) NOT nice at all.
Since it's not nice at all to me, I obviously don't do THAT kind of make up.

3) THAT kind of clothes
Tiny tiny shorts and tiny tiny tube top.
Ah lians happen to be mostly tiny as well.
BUT their clothes are not to my taste either. They just have that kind of distinctive pattern which is so not me! -_-

I guess this is where people think I look like an ah lian because I am tiny and Singapore is too hot for clothes that aren't tiny. I swear my jeans get soaked when I wear them cuz I sweat so freaking much. But my taste is better okay I SWEAR IT.

4) BF with gold hair/speaking or swearing loudly on the phone in the MRT/ah beng if you can recognise one.

They seek attention by swearing. But I can swear better than them. And Cherry Prince is way cuter, cooler, smarter and more glam than those idiots.

....

Not happy with my above comments? Come get me you skinny little bags of bones. Or maybe go legally buy some cigarettes before coming to talk to me. -_-

Okay, back to story again.

We were all sweating like crazy cuz of the weather and used up all our tissue paper.

I was also supposed to meet the directors of Cannla but I arranged it at 1PM (since my shoot is at 11AM, enough time right?). Unfortunately because we started late we ended past 1PM and I practically ran in my heels all the way back to Raffles City from Marina Square. WALAO.

Turned out that they are really friendly dudes who are damn encouraging! I was commenting that I'm only a small fry in their big vision (which consists of shops like Leftfoot and others), and then the Singaporean dude was like: "Hey, you know the pyramids of Eygpt are such majestic structures? Not all the stones that built it are big." .... Wow holy shit that is some quote to make!

Well hopefully I'll be able to do my ITP in their company cuz they rock like thattt. And I'm going to update my shop. Tata! =)

More BBQ Birthday Bash Photos!

I got the pics from Joanna and Pris already! =))
Here we go:

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Me and Pris!

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Jo and Pris~

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Pris and Mayne

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Sarah and Pris!
Oie, unfair! Why Sarah got two pics with my Laopo! :@

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SCJ2.
Mayne Jer Jo Sarah.
Goat/Cow Pig Cow Sheep.

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Jo made me take this!
I look like a kid damnit.

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Pris Jo Jer Sarah Mayne~
I'm sitting on Mayne and Jo's laps in the last one!
Bwahaha.

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Ya'll love me dont'cha! =P

Since all 5 of us were in the photos, we definitely had a camera man...

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Tadaa! Jun Hao. =)

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Jun Hao and meeee.

More camwhoring:

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Pris and Jo

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Mayne and Jo

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Sarah being strangled by Jo

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Jo made fun of my height so I'm gonna POK her.

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Sarah and Mayne!

And...

A 2003 and 2008 comparison of SCJ2!

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2003

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2008 re-enactment of the above photo. =)

Everyone got prettier except me, damnit. -_-
End of photo flood.