A surprise for me!

Cherry Prince went into my kitchen just now and mysteriously asked me to go wait in my room for him. He usually cooks damn fast and is done in about 5-10 minutes but I waited TWENTY minutes for him today and completed lots of Guitar Hero III songs on my phone. Hmm... o_O?

He suddenly appeared with two pieces of bread and a cup of milo and asked me to eat. What?! -_-?

After I swallowed the bread with some difficulty (it was PLAIN), he suddenly popped this in front of me:



Beef patty with mayonnaise and tomato sauce wrapped in egg.
With two pieces of heart-shaped bread on top. =)
All my favourites in one! Yummy!

I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy now so I shall go sleep. Good night! <3

Happy Birthday to Jesxeca and Allan!

May all your wishes come true darlings!

Of course, my weekend was spent celebrating birthdays (again, hehe!) so I couldn't find the time to update.

Let's start with Saturday!

Cherry Prince and I were supposed to head to CCK stadium gym with Edwin and Jian Wei but all of us had a late night so we ended up slacking... (and I ate so much on Friday night cuz I thought I was going to gym! Shitttt.)

Woke up "early" around 11 or 12 and headed to Cherry's house to wait for Edwin to pick us up to go to Sheng Siong to buy live prawns! Woot. I also picked up mayonnaise (WHY NTUC DON'T HAVE LA!) and a bottle of Gordon's for Allan's BBQ birthday bash later. Reached Cherry's house at about 2PM... Only to realise that his house doesn't have any more hua tiao jiu to make drunken prawn. =(

Never mind! Remember all those leftover Carlsberg from Cherry's BBQ? We dumped 1/3 of the prawns into 2 cans of Carlsberg AND THEY WERE SPLASHING ALL OVER LIKE CRAZY. I was shrieking like some gu niang and even jumped and split beer on the floor la. -_- Throw face.

Here are the boys preparing the prawns:



Cherry Prince washing the prawns



Edwin thinking hard how to cook the prawns with beer

By the way, they are both sadistic animal torturers. -_- I'm a freshwater prawn la but those prawns also my distant relatives ma... They were like laughing sadistically at the twitching prawns and doing other random things to them la. T_T *moves away from them*

Here are the before photos of the cooked prawns:





Two plates of non-alcoholic prawns



One plate of drunken-in-beer prawns



Cherry Prince munching happily

And the aftermath:



My pile of prawn armor



Cherry Prince's pile

And Edwin's pile was like ours combined but I had no chance to take photos cuz he cleared up damn fast while I was eating. And my pile is so small because I'm super lousy at de-shelling prawns la. I'm used to people doing it for me! T_T Now is my payback lor, get to eat so little... Okay la, I cheated a little. Cherry did peel some prawns for me and their shells are in HIS pile. ^^



A few leftover prawns made into mayonnaise prawn. Yum!



The beer used to make the prawns drunk

Edwin left really really fast so after the prawn feast Cherry Prince and I had half a round of Stephen Chow before leaving for my house... To prepare for Allan's (SOFTGAY!!!) BBQ! Wee!

Actually Allan is the only one I know at his BBQ (and it was our first time meeting up, long story) and there were lots and lots of people there so he didn't have much time to entertain me. It was a long way to Pasir Ris too... Fortunately, Cherry Prince went with me! Loves. He even sponsored a bottle of Jim Beam Black as Allan's birthday present cuz I'm running low on funds for this month. Lots of birthdays!

Cherry Prince also gave a lesson on starting the BBQ fire to Soft Gay's commando friend Wang Jia. I don't get it... Commando don't know how to set BBQ fire one meh? -___-

To cut a long story short, let's allow photos to say their thousand words!



Hardogay and softgay! HOO~!



Prawn Princess and Cherry Prince

Those are the only photos we had time to take because the rest of the time was spent eating the buffet and BBQ-ed food, peng-ing stuff on the BBQ to eat, and MAKING SOFT GAY A DRUNK SOFT GAY. Cherry Prince is damn pro at making people drunk. He mixed gin, Jim Beam and Carlsberg to let my gay partner drink la! I was giggling all the way through the drinking and was the slowest of the lot. -_-

On to today! 29 September 2008

Woke up DAMN EARLY at 8.45AM to accompany Cherry Prince to his weekly Sunday street soccer routine in school. @_@ I didn't get much sleep the night before because I was burning hot from all that beer and liquor (and I didn't drink much? WTF) until after 6AM. Cherry Prince called me at 9AM and sounded damn impressed that I was already awake. *proud* Just for you baby! ^^

I thought I could sit somewhere shady and cool to watch the match but I WAS WRONG. Instead of the court I had thought they would be using, they ended up using the one at the school stadium. Man. I was getting half my body roasted just from watching them because the sun was so bloody hot and reflecting off the floor so I ended up playing games on my phone until the battery went DEAD. And it was so damn hot even in the shade I was praying for wind every few seconds! Grr. They ended at about 1PM (3 hours of phone games anyone?) and I was totally dripping with sweat so I decided to shower in school. Luckily my Cherry Prince sacrificed half his towel for my sake. <3

Back to Cherry Prince's house for another half a round of Stephen Chow before I went home again, this time to prepare for Jesxeca's birthday dinner! =)

She was supposed to meet me at 6.30PM at Clark Quay MRT but was LATE by half an hour so I spent the time playing handphone games (AGAIN!!!!!) in Central. Best part is, her friend dropped her off at Clark Quay itself so she had to take a damn bloody long walk to find me at Central.

Dinner was on me at SUN with MOON!



Her drink which is apple and mango vinegar. Tastes like fruit punch and the vinegar isn't sour. It's not bad actually!



My red breeze which is raspberry with watermelon and soda and something.

I said our drinks look like gay partners.

Jesxeca said our drinks are proportionate to our heights, and in addition, my drink is trying to act tall by putting on a watermelon slice to make it the same height as her drink which is the same as me wearing heels to be the same height as her. WTF! -_-





Our salmon teriyaki roll (again). No need to comment because I already commented on it before.



Our salmon sashimi. Yumyum.

It's all salmon cuz Jesx is a salmon (and sashimi) person and it's her (belated) birthday dinner so it's her call! =)

Total spendage= SGD 45.45

After that was a stop at Nectarine to pick up an Alfonso Mango with Lemongrass Strudel for my darling Cherry Prince... AND I SO WANTED TO KILL THE BLOODY SHOP ASSISTANT. I just asked if it tastes good when compared to the other flavours and she said scathingly, "Of COURSE!" with that kind of bloody face. Walao you this foreigner (not that I'm racist but this is my country right?!!) working here only you think you damn atas is it I want to take money throw at your face but I don't feel like wasting money on you stupid bitch!!!!!! -_- Asshole. Spoil my day sia. Usually I won't even bother buying and I'll just tell her that her service sucks that's why I don't wanna buy but Cherry wanted strudel the last time we went out and he likes mango so I GOT IT FOR HIM and that makes me feel so much better. Yay. Rant over.

We went back to the Steakhouse for dessert cuz the Nectarine bitch pissed me off and I had a creme brulee craving. The waiter recognised me! *shy* He also knows me by name now because I keep paying by card and take photos of food (with my stupid phone camera which is damn obvious in that dark place) and wear an Aldo lizard accessory on my arm. -_-



My creme brulee! It tastes better when I share it with Cherry Prince though =(



Her Granny Smith Apple Crumble Tart or something with vanilla ice cream (which was mostly eaten by me). I think I just don't like crumble tarts so I still prefer my creme brulee...

Total spendage= SGD 28.25



Yours truly and Jesxeca! She kept saying "Don't take my photo!" and "Don't post it on your blog!" but MEH. Bleah. I look evil here though...

After a long MRT trip back home (I hate taking the train, seriously), Cherry Prince picked me up at the station and accompanied me home. <3

I took extra care not to let anyone bang into the strudel I was carrying, but Cherry Prince was swinging the box happily when I passed it to him! *passes out*



He keeps pretending not to notice that it's mango flavoured and insists that "the vanilla flavour is very nice". Baka!



The greedy boy took a bite before I could even take a photo of it. <3

I also got a silk-covered photo album for him! No photos though cuz I'm lazy and tired. I'm going to bed now! =)

Cherry Prince and chocolate

A conversation we had last night:

Prawn Princess: Hey, how come when I ask you to eat Hershey's chocolate you eat it but you don't with Royce chocolate?
Cherry Prince: This one nice ma.
Prawn Princess: Then Royce leh?
Cherry Prince: Even nicer. It melts in the mouth...
Prawn Princess: Then why you always tell me you don't wanna eat?!!
Cherry Prince: Because you like it so much so I leave it for you lor.
Prawn Princess: *melts into a puddle of chocolate-coated prawn*

Happy birthday to my darling Cherry Prince~!

You turn 25 today! Love you lots baby. Muacks. =]

More updates later when the day is over.

Well, Cherry Prince just went home to sleep cuz he's got work tomorrow. Meh!

Here's how his birthday went!

12AM: DotA-ing with Pigpig versus AI. Forgot to wish him happy birthday. T_T

1AM: Ended DotA. Got accused for not remembering to wish him a happy birthday... So I wished him lor. T_T

Time to cook noodles to eat cuz we're hungry pigs!

2AM: Finished noodles and time to sleep! Cherry Prince is staying over cuz we're supposed to go to the wet market at 7.30AM to get steamboat items! Whee~!

7AM: WTF. Raining. No need to go buy food liao. Back to sleep. Zzz.

9.30AM: Woke up in a hurry because the neighbour's house is starting renovation. SHITTTT. PREPARE EVACUATION!! (I was thinking "excavation" for a minute but I'm no fossilised prawn~ I'm tired okay! It's 2AM 25th September now!)

10AM: EVACUATION SUCCESSFUL. Safely arrived at Cherry Prince's house. His mum commented, "Wah, today wake up so early ar you?" Shit man I'm so famous for waking up damn late. -_-

10.30AM: Breakfast of eggs and prawns cooked by Cherry Prince. I know he's the birthday boy but I can't tahan frying stuff la! I'd be like standing one metre away, holding a pan lid as a shield and throwing stuff into the wok to avoid the steam and splattering oil. T_T

11AM: Watched Stephen Chow on PPS!

1PM: Time to cut the cake! Jia Ping tried to bluff us that she only bought this crappy chocolate roll (which got attacked by ants) but actually she bought this Hello Kitty (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW WTFFFFF LUCKY NOT MY BIRTHDAY SIA) cake from Polar.



The crappy ant-infested chocolate roll.





Hello Kitty (EEEEEEWWWWW) Polar cake.



Hey I hate HK but it was Jia Hui who stabbed its eyes okay! I'm innocent! T_T



Even more sadistic. Cherry Prince stabbed its ***** as well.

NO PHOTOS of Cherry Prince cutting the cake and stuff because he was topless and I'm SELFISH BWAHAHA.

Lots more photos were taken but with Jia Ping's camera so I'll update again when I get them from her. =) They took so many crazy photos especially with their parents la OMG. It was more of taking photos than cutting of the cake and singing the birthday song. -_-

I didn't really know what to call him during the song leh. Should I sing "Cherry Prince" or "Cherry Hubby" or other names that I call him? I took too long to decide and ended up leaving it blank. =(

1.30PM: Time for Big 2! They are like some gambling freaks la. 10 cents for one card and double for more than 10 cards! I haven't played Big 2 since Sec 1 so I just decided to watch. Cherry and his two sisters as well as Jia Ping's BF played... And I sneakily took the chance to run to his room and blog the birthday message right at the top of this post. =)

2PM: I just finished blogging when Cherry Prince thought I was mad at him for leaving me alone while he was playing Big 2 so he came to his room to accompany me. I look suitably unperturbed so he didn't notice that I blogged already. Hehe! Couldn't find more Stephen Chow to watch on PPS so we decided to sleep cuz our sleep was damn interrupted in the morning. Grr.

5PM: Was enjoying a weird dream about a movie starring Stephen Chow and Donnie Yen when Cherry Prince jerked awake from another weird dream (shall not elaborate cuz it's too darn long) and realised that we hardly had time to prepare to go out for dinner so he took a super quick shower while I used my hurricane skill to pack his room a little and chose clothes for him... Cuz he doesn't know where I'm bringing him! Hehe~ So happens that my neighbour's renovation stops at 5PM. GOOD.

6PM: After my shower + make-up and changing into what Cherry Prince picked for me to wear, we rushed off to Clark Quay! BTW I love asking Cherry to choose clothes for me because I tend to stick to the combinations I've done before and it gets boring so it's refreshing when I see new combinations! =)

7PM: Reached Clark Quay. The instructions I got when I reserved the table for two was to "You know the Clark Quay the 'ma3 tou2' nearby Hooters that one, then you take the River Taxi to our restaurant... It's free one, our restaurant arrange for you already, you will have two free tickets to take it, two of our staff will be there to meet you okay?", because the roads are all closed up for the upcoming F1 race this weekend.

I went to both the booths for River Taxis and couldn't find a shit from Seafood Paradise. KNNBCCB. Made a call to their restaurant after that long and sweaty walk (with make up and dressed up?! I FUCKING HATE THAT) and heard this: "Oh, erm, our person not there liao cuz the people there not happy! *laughter in background*"

Angry Jerina: "Then how the **** you expect me to get there now?!"
Idiot staff: "Oh, you go the ma tou there the Hooters nearby that River Taxi, free one, then can come our restaurant liao. Our people not there because ... erm... got zhuang4 kuang4..."
Angry Jerina: *kaps*

Why I kap her phone? Because that River Taxi ALL ALONG WAS FREE and there is a maximum capacity of 56 people on it and you have to wait 40 minutes for the next one and there was like this bloody FUCKLOAD of people waiting there. WTFKNNBCCB HONG GAN CAN! YOU TELL ME WHAT FREE TICKET YOU ARRANGE ALREADY! YOU BELIEVE I GO BURN DOWN YOUR BLOODY FUCKING RESTAURNT ANOT! NABEH. FUCK OFF LA BLOODY SEAFOOD PARALANJIAO.

*breathes in deeply* On to happier things!

7.30PM: Cherry Prince was already hungry when we arrived at Clark Quay plus I was already fucking angry and didn't wanna go to the restaurant by taxi so we decided to have something at Clark Quay itself. We almost went to a Chinese restaurant but Cherry Prince suddenly mentioned that he wanted to eat steak and we were walking right past the Steakhouse so of course his wish was granted and in we went!

Warning: Photos are extremely dark and look terrible because the place damn atas and I'm damn paiseh to use flash cuz the initial lighting my phone camera has already drew attention to us. T_T But the food is fucking good! If the pictures show half-eaten food it's because it smelt too good and we attacked it before remembering to take photos. Hehe~

Our drinks arrived first.

He had a Leffe Brun beer which I didn't take a photo of but it's pretty good. Better than almost all the beer I've had (except maybe Asahi), with higher than usual alcohol content and a grainy aftertaste. Cherry Prince claims that it tastes better than Tiger beer but Carlsberg is still better.



My lime margarita on the rocks. <3 I love it but Cherry says it's too strong. Meh weakling. Bleahhh. =P



French onion soup with crouton that we shared. It's pretty good but the crouton takes the cake. Tasteh!



Appetizer of scallops wrapped in ham. Damn tender, juicy, and chewy. Delicious!
Cherry's initial reaction was "sibei hao chi leh!" (fucking good in my terms) but after that mentioned that the bacon overrides the taste of the scallop. (He needs more taste practice cuz I can taste the two perfectly well =x)

Main course: Airflown Black Angus Beef



My medium rare fillet mignon (lady's serving 200g) which was super super super tender and fragrant. Cherry finds it super tender, thinks it's more fragrant and sort of prefers it over his order (I ordered for him).



Cherry Prince's medium ribeye steak (men's serving 300g) WHICH WAS SO DAMN FREAKING GOOD! I have always loved the ribeye cut which is why I ordered it for him. It's juicy and tender and every bite or chew just brings out an explosion of flavour. I was floating in the air when he gave me my favourite fatty parts. *swoons* We could have swapped dishes cuz we both preferred each others' but we ended up sharing both. <3



Creme brulee for dessert! I was trying this out to see if there's any difference between this and the one I eat at Delifrance (which is comparatively crappy now). Second trip to me floating in the air! They topped it with chopped and flavoured strawberry and blueberries. Eaten together with the caramelised suger on top and the damn tasty custard below, even Cherry Prince said it's damn good! WOOT!

Cherry Prince felt full by now and I wanted more dessert elsewhere so we decided to make a move. He suggested going to Eski Bar so we asked for the bill and... Cherry nearly hyperventilated. (Lucky it's my treat)

Total damage: SGD 191.85 (@#$^&^%$#@#$ GST AND SERVICE CHARGE!!!)

9PM: Took a stroll from Clark Quay to Boat Quay.
BTW if anyone passes out from the ugliness of my face in these photos let me know and I'll remove them okay. T_T





Camwhoring at Clark Quay





Camwhoring at Boat Quay

9.15PM: Found Eski Bar! No photos of our drinks cuz we were too excited! His sisters happened to be shopping nearby at City Hall so we called them over to join us~



Cherry and me



Cherry, me, Jia Ping, Jia Hui
(I'm the only one with small eyes, damn)



The girls acting as bartenders before we got 'scolded' by the staff



Random videoing by Cherry in the outer bar and OMG I'm so FUGLY
-_-||| but the girls look cute so I'm gonna post it anyway. See I'm so nice LOL. And Jia Ping was like shivering miserably in it la!

I think we could only take the zero degree temperature in the outer bar for about 10 minutes even with jackets provided before everyone was dying from cold (us girls were in shorts and skirts okay!) and various body parts were numbing so we moved to the warmer inner bar.

Our orders:

Cherry Prince had a Jager Bomb which is jagermeister with red bull.
Prawn Princess had egg nog.
Jia Ping had a Gimlet which is gin with lime and soda.
Jia Hui had a Fuzzy Navel... which is peach schnapps and orange juice.

We played Big 2 in the inner bar again and I have some beginner's luck or something cuz like out of 8 or 9 games I won 5? Then everyone is like are you sure you're a noob at this? Hehehe. Actually one round was because Cherry Prince tag-teamed with me and gave me a tutorial, then the rest I was just damn lucky! Like full houses and shitloads of doubles. =)

10.30PM: I had an extra order which was also the most embarrassing thing I ordered today...

(speaking to a male bartender) "Can I have a blowjob please?"

The worst part- the bartender replied: "What did you say?"

...... So I had to repeat the embarrassing statement two more times. Got hearing problem la he! Make me so paiseh. -_-

A couple of days ago I was making crude jokes about having a BJ at Ben and Jerry's and now I have another BJ at Eski Bar.

And it was a good BJ (lol)! Kahlua with banana and whipped cream! The girls were grossed out when I licked the whipped cream out from the cup. LOL SO SUGGESTIVE WTF. -_-

Cherry Prince super see me no up can. He challenged me to drink it down in one and said, "Don't worry I can carry you home." WTH ONE SHOT NEED TO CARRY ME HOME MEH?! BAKA! Anyway I downed it and I didn't even get high yet so meh.

The girls were getting sleepy so we asked for the bill and... Cherry kind of got used to my spending and didn't hyperventilate this time. The girls paid for their own drinks but the birthday boy is my pampered prince today. So...

Total damage: SGD 55.33 (#$%^%$#@$%^ GST AND SERVICE CHARGE!!!)

10.45PM: Went to take MRT home.



Random photo of Jia Hui with embarrassing umbrella that somebody's BF brought.



GHOSTS!!!



Humans -_-



Pretty girls



Tired Prawn



Happy Cherry

I don't know why we camwhored on the train but I was damn red like one cooked prawn AND I HATE MY FAT FACE DAMNIT. Cherry Prince sent me home even though it's his birthday! Woot.

Happy birthday to you my dear. Hope you enjoyed it. <3

P.S. I feel hungry again after talking about all that food. Damn...

News report

Cute ba?!

Gym with the big guy

Went to the Warren gym with Wei Chong today. He's like some gym instructor sia. Damn pro. And now my back hurts like a bitch. Much improvement again! Thanks for all the advice man. =)

Here's something cute though: my niece Jeanelle speaks!



She says "down~" twice. Hehehe. <3

Day at the Museum a.k.a trekking day

Today (Monday) was scheduled to be spent with my childhood friend Wei Leen.

We planned to meet at twelve at City Hall but because of the cockroach saga last night, I only managed to fall asleep at about 6AM and as a result ignored my ringing alarm for an hour until 11AM. I sent him a message that I'd be late and hurriedly dashed off to wash up and do my make up.

Hmm. Finished everything at 11.30AM. No reply. Called all 3 of his phone numbers I have in my phone (Singapore, Malaysia & China line). His phone was off. At 11.45AM I started suspecting that he was still sleeping so I got online and asked his youngest brother, Jian Leen for an opinion on whether his big bro was still asleep. He gave me his home number to call and I GOT TRICKED BY THEIR DAD! He pretended to be Wei Leen and I actually believed it until he said he didn't know we were meeting today. Meh! Anyway after that he told me that the pig Wei Leen just woke up! It was 12PM already lor! And he stays in MALAYSIA okay! Idiot.

He told me he'd reach City Hall at about 2PM but my tummy was already growling loudly so I called Kai Long to accompany me for lunch. We met at Lot One and he was all dressed up to go out but couldn't find anyone to go with him so we decided to all go out together! Wee I have such steady friends. I like! =D

After a crappy tasting u-mian at Food Culture (damn bad lunches... I kena jinx already la!) we met Wei Leen at CCK MRT and off we went!

First stop of the day: Ben and Jerry's @ Raffles City!

Wei Leen and I shared a scoop mix (? I kinda forgot cuz I was too busy drooling at the ice cream) of Cherry Garcia (YUMMY LA OMG), Chunky Monkey (banana with chocolate chunks!) and Mango Mango Sorbet (or something like that la I know got two "mango" one). Kai Long was on diet as per normal...

The water there is self-service. -___- Princess Prawn no like. I like to be served. Rawrs. Anyway Kai Long complained that I didn't get one for him... But I'm really terrible at serving ma! Sorry la. T_T

No photos, because I was too busy eating and talking, and Kai Long was like damn distracting la cuz he was hyper and high all the way. Siao one leh.

Wei Leen and I managed to convert "eating Ben and Jerry's" into "just had a BJ", amongst other misleading sentences. Tsk tsk tsk I'm so terrible LOL.

Trekking Trip 1: To Asian Civilisation Museum!

On foot from Raffles City (where I led the wrong way for a bit and got totally lost), to the underpass leading into Esplanade, to outside Fullerton Hotel, to ACM. Crap la I was in 3 inch heels can! We even ran across this 4-lane road when the light was flashing green. Lucky I train on the treadmill on tiptoes!

The history of Singapore!



Swordfish Head Rock. I've never even heard of that! And I don't know what this illustration is doing on the page but the little fish is cute and Kai Long wants to draw it so I just took the photo. -_-



Wei Leen being a coolie rowing the boat.



Kai Long's "family photo".





Communism BOLEH! (And Wei Leen's phototaking skills suck lol)



Wei Leen about to be executed for pretending to be a coolie just now



To the left, to the left~ -_-



Kua dio gui ar!



Perfect figure in the ancient times.



Kai Long trying to show that he also has a perfect figure.



This kind of pose also want me to do... WEI LEEN AR!!!



I got tired and passed my bag to Kai Long... Macam model/pai kia leh!



Thousand-handed Buddha... with the other 998 arms in gold colour.



Doraemon used his time machine to travel back in time... Otherwise how could they have his image on their aprons?!! I swear it's real- it's even on the description.



Vote on whether this is a male or female please... My opinion is that this is a dude with man boobs. O_o

Trekking Trip 2: The Hunt for Food

Wei Leen said there was a Carls Junior outlet somewhere nearby so we all agreed to get some bigass burgers.

BTW, their tagline is something like, "Your girlfriend is lying when she says size doesn't matter." I just quote only ma, didn't say what thing the size then the two of them tag-team and shoot me liao lor. T_T They didn't know each other initially but got on just fine later on especially when tag-teaming against me. Idiots!

Anyway. We left ACM at about 5.45PM. We realised that Carls Junior was replaced by Harry's at 6.17PM. That's a half an hour trek there okay!

We then trudged our way to Republic Plaza to have Subway which was another 10 minute trek. By then I think my feet were already blistering. Damn heels... But I still love wearing them. =)

Wei Leen was such a pig okay. He ordered this footlong Subway Club. And finished it! OMG-ness. Kai Long also ordered a Subway Club but he's dieting so he had half of Wei Leen's serving and I was feeling tired so I just had the usual 6-inch (hahaha sounds damn wrong bleah) Subway Melt with NO VEG (except tomato, yum yum) and EXTRA MAYONNAISE.

I'm such an unhealthy girl. Wei Leen was like, mayonnaise makes you fat! Blah. I live to eat, not eat to live, therefore I eat only tasty food. And the better things taste, the more unhealthy they are... So I eat mostly unhealthy food. -_-